just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
WHAT THEY NEGLECTED TO MENTION AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS THAT THE XBOX ONE ISN’T BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE AND THAT THERE’S A FEE FOR PLAYING USED GAMES
A Hurricane on Saturn.
The Cassini spacecraft’s narrow-angle camera recorded this stunning image of the vortex at the ringed planet’s north pole. Enormous by terrestrial hurricane standards, this storm’s eye is about 2,000 kilometers wide, with clouds at the outer edge traveling at over 500 kilometers per hour.
(source: APOD)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
I feel this post on a personal and emotional scale
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
