netflix knows what’s up
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
thank god for american apparel or else i would never know what these tights would look like when i’m doing my velociraptor impression
For years there’s been rainstorms obstructing the clarity of Deadpool’s sexuality but last night the skies cleared when current author Gerry Duggan confirmed Deadpool’s pansexuality on twitter.
Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.
NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS
So if you can’t get behind this wedding, and I mean really, really behind it, Dad. Then I don’t think you should come.
If I were an eeveelution I’d be lesbeon